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Advanced Colonics of Orange County

Colon hydrotherapy with reflexology for digestion help

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The Happy Crapper

Posted on August 12, 2012 at 7:29 PM
How to Boost Your Energy and Happiness with Colon Cleansing!

Kitty Marteen, CT By Kitty Marteen, CT

                If you were a car, what make and model would you be? I think I’m a 1987 Mercedes 560. My engine is well built, powerful and fast. But it’s a gas guzzler. And it’s expensive to maintain. I’d like to be a Chevy Volt or a Honda all-electric clean energy car as soon as possible.

If you were a car, would you drive every year without ever changing your oil or topping off your fluids?  When a car gets low on water it overheats. If there’s gunk in the engine, it has trouble getting fuel. It has lousy gas mileage and slow pick-up.

How is your pick-up? How much fuel do you need to feel supercharged? Are you feeling low on energy? Are you less perky than you used to be?  Even if you eat healthy do you still feel a little tired or sort of bloated? You might be low on water and have gunk in your engine.
 
Your colon is your engine. Not only does it expel toxic waste, your colon distributes fuel (water & nutrients) to your body.

If your colon contains excess mucus, acid or plaque (old dried waste), you will not properly absorb the water you drink and the nutrients from the food you eat.
 
Range of body conditions that signal dehydration or a congested colon:

  • Constipation
  • Urge to Binge
  • Fatigue
  • Feeling boated
  • Brain fog
  • Depression
  • Anxiety

You wouldn’t think of driving your car without a clean engine and enough fluid. The fact is, cars need maintenance to last long and run well. And so do you!
Regular colon hydrotherapy (colonics) keeps your energy supercharged, and your mood happy. Keeping your colon clean can also help to prevent health problems from occurring over time.
If you were a car, HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU GET A TUNE UP?

Categories: Help for Digestion Problems and Fatigue

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2 Comments

Reply Garret Blaise
8:37 AM on October 15, 2012 
What an example for this discussion you have shared here about car and body. I think if anyone read this allocation carefully though that reader will easily understand energy and happiness with colon cleansing. Thanks dude.
Reply Art therapy jobs
10:24 AM on February 27, 2013 
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